Macau is Pretty Awesome, Its like Vegas, But With 10% More Asians
So Lili invited me to come visit her in Macau today and I took her up on the offer. I’d heard it was basically the Chinese Vegas and it basically met all expectations. The Venetian here is 4x the size of the one in vegas. There aren’t as many hotels and they aren’t as concentrated but they are working on it. They’re building a strip and Lili and her husband James bought an apartment that’s on the hill overlooking the new strip, pretty good decision if you ask me.
Oh, the best part about it is the food. It was epic. I had some pretty fantastic curry and thai food. I love Chinese hospitality, Lili had invited me to sleep in her apartment and when I got here they were like “we decided to just get you a hotel room”. Of course they refuse to let me pay for it. That’s where I’m chilling right now, its pretty tight, I have this awesome view of the MGM Grand and the Wynn, and its only 100 bucks a night on a Saturday.
Here’s a random video from when we were just hanging listening to some music in a casino, all of the sudden this couple gets up and starts dancing like retards. They were totally serious too, you should have seen there expressions, it was like they were practicing for a competition, they weren’t even enjoying themselves:
Ok so here’s the entertaining parts, Lili cracks me up. We’re sitting on this sweet dock having dinner at this fantastic Thai place, and like 10 minutes ago I had already noticed these fine looking Russian girls sitting a few tables away. Lili goes “Did you see the russian girls?” and me and James are like “yeah like a year ago”. We didn’t actually say that but me and him were on the same page. Anyways she goes “I think they’re prostitutes”. At first I was like “damn, talkin shit much?” but no seriously, they probably were. I say this because about 30 minutes later they show me the last thing on the tour. We headed over to the Hotel Lisboa where apparently, prostitutes just hang out, and then walk around in this circle like some kind of meat market. There’s a bunch of dudes just standing around creepily stalking them. Eventually the’ll pick one up and do what they do for 100 bucks (I know seems like way too much right).
I found this video on youtube of it, this is exactly what it looked like.
And to answer your question, would I REALLY be posting about this if I actually did it? Plus I’m not into asians, not enough curves.
On a side, non traveling note, me and Clouse came up with some pretty sick inside jokes today that I want to make sure I don’t remember:
“I had sex with this girl and I couldn’t cum… that’s how I knew I loved you”
“I just wanted you to know… I’m having dinner right now on my date, but i’m thinking of your cock in my mouth, just thought you should know”
“Hey, I’m eating chocolate ice cream, I just thought I should tell you, I don’t know how you feel about it”
“I want to fuck”
NOBODY SAID YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET IT.
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Venetian in Macau
Proof I Was There, I know I'm Smiling, Don't Get Used To It
